The Defender of Little Quacks is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.864 billion Ducks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Duck economy, worth 204 trillion Duckcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,935 Duckcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Duck military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Quacks's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Duckism.

Little Quacks is ranked 222,352^nd in the world and 4,021^st in Artificial Solar System for Most Secular, with 15.04 Atheism Rate.