The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.187 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,059 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 300,363 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, art criticism in Lkandria is scathingly destructive, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lkandria is ranked 17,619^th in the world and 54^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,639.32 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.