The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consul with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.061 billion Llanfyrhallians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 337 trillion firas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,926 firas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Llanfyrhall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 4,270^th in the world and 70^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,347.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.