Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Peaceland
Population | 2.482 billion |
Capital | Baltor |
Leader | Unknown Mad Scientist |
Currency | Peacelandian Radam |
Animal | eagle |
The Scientific Republic of Loberabaltor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Unknown Mad Scientist with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.482 billion Loberans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baltor. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Loberabaltoran economy, worth 434 trillion Peacelandian Radams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,188 Peacelandian Radams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the official Loberabaltoran Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loberabaltor's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Loberabaltor is ranked 7,012th in the world and 1st in Peaceland for Smartest Citizens, with 109.49 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Loberabaltor, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in
Loberabaltor, the official Loberabaltoran Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in
Loberabaltor, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in
Loberabaltor, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in
Loberabaltor, Loberabaltoran scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
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Loberabaltor, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
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Loberabaltor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Loberabaltor, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
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Loberabaltor, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
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Loberabaltor, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.