The Democratic Republic of Lobster Phone is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 247 million Mouths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lobster Phonean economy, worth 11.8 trillion Buttholes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,824 Buttholes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Lobster Phone, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lobster Phone's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lobster Phone is ranked 171,685^th in the world and 4^th in The Fortnite island for Largest Black Market, with 69.4 billion Standard Monetary Units.