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The Democratic Republic of Lobster Phone

“What if you done did have Lobster Phone?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Fortnite island

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Lobster Phone

Population712 million

CapitalCrustacean

CurrencyButthole
AnimalLobster

The Democratic Republic of Lobster Phone is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 712 million Mouths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crustacean. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lobster Phonean economy, worth 38.3 trillion Buttholes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 53,783 Buttholes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lobster Phone's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lobster Phone is ranked 162,588th in the world and 5th in The Fortnite island for Largest Populations, with 712 million Capita.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,969thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,075thHighest Drug Use: 20,197th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

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