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The Democratic Republic of Lobster Phone

“What if you done did have Lobster Phone?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Fortnite island

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Lobster Phone

Population247 million

CurrencyButthole
AnimalLobster

The Democratic Republic of Lobster Phone is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 247 million Mouths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lobster Phonean economy, worth 11.8 trillion Buttholes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,824 Buttholes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Lobster Phone, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lobster Phone's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lobster Phone is ranked 171,685th in the world and 4th in The Fortnite island for Largest Black Market, with 69.4 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,601stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,882ndHighest Drug Use: 20,719thLargest Retail Industry: 23,235th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Lobster Phone.
  • : Lobster Phone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Lobster Phone lodged a message on the The Fortnite island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, Lobster Phone City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Fortnite island.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.

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