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The Federal Republic of Loftegen 3

“We endure.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus


Loftegen 3

Population1.509 billion

LeaderLady Zaharra

Animalblack ram

The Federal Republic of Loftegen 3 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.509 billion Loftegen 3ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The thriving Loftegen 3ian economy, worth 140 trillion bytes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 93,307 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Only persecuted professionals need apply, armed police units patrol the roads late at night, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loftegen 3's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Loftegen 3 is ranked 18,716th in the world and 701st in Lazarus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,787.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 2,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,623rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,752ndRudest Citizens: 7,319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,982ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,372ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,716thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,491stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,018th
Most Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 236th in the regionRudest Citizens: 339th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 514th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 546th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 701st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 710th in the region

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