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The Nomadic Peoples of Lokelani

“Manuia le aso”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Krillin

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Lokelani

Population15.637 billion

Capitalcoconut cream
LeaderPopo Niu

Currencyshell
Animalbat

The Nomadic Peoples of Lokelani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Popo Niu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.637 billion Lokelanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of coconut cream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The all-consuming Lokelanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion shells a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,388 shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,487 per year while the poor average 15,913, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lokelani's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lokelani is ranked 10,605th in the world and 4th in Krillin for Most Stationary, with 2,270.24567898628 days.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 3,109thHighest Crime Rates: 3,242ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,423rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,890thMost Stationary: 10,605thRudest Citizens: 11,484thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,872ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,798thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 17,020thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,195thLargest Retail Industry: 18,573rdMost Armed: 18,646thBest Weather: 20,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,068thHighest Economic Output: 23,398thLargest Populations: 24,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,998thMost Influential: 26,457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,920th
Top
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lokelani, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lokelani, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lokelani, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Lokelani's influence in Krillin rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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