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The Barbatos Worshippers of Loli County

“Let the Wind Lead” Juno Morozov

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Loli County

Population7.442 billion

CapitalAthemont
LeaderJuno Morozov
FaithFlemingovianism

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalsuzy sheep

The Barbatos Worshippers of Loli County is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juno Morozov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.442 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athemont. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,330 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Loli County's hospitals, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the suzy sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 4,186th in the world and 215th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 137.81 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41stMost Influential: 332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 588thMost Pacifist: 669thMost Compassionate Citizens: 676thNicest Citizens: 682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 719thMost Inclusive: 879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,082ndBest Weather: 1,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,273rdHighest Food Quality: 1,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,574thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,124thHealthiest Citizens: 2,267thMost Developed: 2,338thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,726thLargest Governments: 2,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,339thMost Cultured: 3,397thLowest Crime Rates: 3,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,045thSmartest Citizens: 4,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,623rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,459thHighest Average Incomes: 9,142ndSafest: 10,346thNudest: 11,059thTop
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Most Secular: 13,348thMost Income Equality: 14,525thHighest Economic Output: 14,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,336thHighest Drug Use: 21,891st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 128th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 173rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 255th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 420th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 479th in the regionTop
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Safest: 604th in the regionMost Secular: 627th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 739th in the regionMost Income Equality: 748th in the regionLargest Populations: 854th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 912th in the region

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