The Republic of Loli Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Imposter with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.904 billion Imposters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sustown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sus economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion suscoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 337,262 suscoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,125,854 per year while the poor average 3,457, a ratio of 904 to 1.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loli Nation's national animal is the Crewmate, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Loli Nation is ranked 322,330^th in the world and 14,570^th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -3.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.