The United Kingdom of Londynium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bristol Camellia with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 10.678 billion Londyniumers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camellia. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Londyniumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion Eris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,617 Eris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Londyniumian sovereign territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Londynium's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Londynium is ranked 247,755^th in the world and 9^th in Londynium Naval Treaty for Largest Black Market, with 149 billion Standard Monetary Units.