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The Zombie Nukers of Look at me


Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Axis of Evil


Look at me

Population39.87 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.87 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 26,381 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,675 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,199 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 585th in the world and 2nd in The Axis of Evil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Economic Output: 36thLargest Agricultural Sector: 36thHighest Disposable Incomes: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 45thMost Avoided: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52ndLargest Populations: 52ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 62ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 98thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98thLargest Insurance Industry: 111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113thLargest Gambling Industry: 122ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 338thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rdMost Efficient Economies: 416thFattest Citizens: 503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 580thLowest Crime Rates: 585thLargest Governments: 606thMost Corrupt Governments: 721stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 955thSafest: 1,198thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,468thRudest Citizens: 2,019thLargest Retail Industry: 2,072ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,606thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,174thLargest Black Market: 6,589thMost Influential: 7,499thMost Conservative: 10,093rdMost Armed: 10,438thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,528thMost Stationary: 17,644th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

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