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The Kingdom of Loptous

“Long live Loptous god of all mankind!” Emperor Arvis

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.715 billion

LeaderEmperor Arvis


The Kingdom of Loptous is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arvis with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.715 billion Granvallers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The powerhouse Grannvalien economy, worth 468 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 125,988 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and populations of two-headed Dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loptous's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Loptous.

Loptous is ranked 200,867th in the world and 9,070th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -14.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,231stHighest Crime Rates: 1,644thRudest Citizens: 1,765thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,927thLargest Retail Industry: 1,940thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,259thFattest Citizens: 2,286thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,346thMost Avoided: 2,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,866thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,556thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,204thMost Influential: 4,673rdMost Armed: 5,521stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,884thLargest Mining Sector: 7,330thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,434thMost Politically Free: 17,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,780thHighest Average Incomes: 20,091st
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 48th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 128th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Armed: 194th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 248th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 265th in the regionMost Politically Free: 334th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 540th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Black Market: 658th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 661st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 695th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 731st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 736th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 760th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 839th in the region

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