The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.221 billion Lordellesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lordellesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,767 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 27,844^th in the world and 572^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 44.83 flags saluted per person per day.