The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.169 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauðárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,766 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 301,508^th in the world and 4,858^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -312.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.