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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: the South Pacific


Los Lonley Boys

Population2.767 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.767 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 297 trillion Lonelies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,569 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A third of Los Lonley Boysians are e-certified CEOs, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 180,025th in the world and 6,758th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.39 Obesity Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,759thMost Influential: 1,936thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,007thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,299thMost Pacifist: 7,927thBest Weather: 7,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,161stNicest Citizens: 8,304thSafest: 8,599thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,193rdTop
Most Secular: 10,540thMost Inclusive: 10,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,847thMost Developed: 10,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,531stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,971stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,618thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,719thHealthiest Citizens: 12,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,561stSmartest Citizens: 15,095thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,369thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,871stMost Cultured: 16,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,726thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,327thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,184thLargest Governments: 18,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,636thMost Efficient Economies: 20,725th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionNicest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Pacifist: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 324th in the regionSafest: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 342nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 353rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 355th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 373rd in the regionMost Secular: 374th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 411th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 465th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 477th in the regionMost Cultured: 484th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 487th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 509th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 519th in the regionNudest: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 535th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 548th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 561st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 600th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 627th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 649th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 685th in the regionMost Stationary: 722nd in the region

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