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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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Los Santos

Population43.024 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.024 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,067 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,001,020 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,797,821 per year while the poor average 183,160, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, Small Village Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, visitors to Los Santos are microchipped and must be escorted by a Los Santosian soldier - even to the bathroom, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 107th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 45,367.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stMost Stationary: 5thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thHighest Economic Output: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 46thMost Patriotic: 78thLargest Gambling Industry: 107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 177thMost Secular: 196thLargest Governments: 267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thSmartest Citizens: 318thMost Subsidized Industry: 369thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 570thLargest Populations: 903rdRudest Citizens: 932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,230thFattest Citizens: 1,939thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,140thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,401stLargest Retail Industry: 3,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,773rdMost Influential: 4,846thMost Conservative: 8,957thMost Developed: 14,631stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,043rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,330th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, visitors to Los Santos are microchipped and must be escorted by a Los Santosian soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, Small Village Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Serovski Mir 2022".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.

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