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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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Los Santos

Population35.217 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.217 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 22,328 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 634,015 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,963,685 per year while the poor average 157,715, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 176,732nd in the world and 6th in Nintendo for Most Politically Free, scoring 16.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46thHighest Economic Output: 52ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57thLowest Crime Rates: 58thHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Stationary: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 204thMost Secular: 250thMost Avoided: 272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 309thSmartest Citizens: 428thLargest Governments: 442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thLargest Black Market: 512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 517thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 634thLargest Publishing Industry: 735thLargest Populations: 852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 902ndRudest Citizens: 952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,414thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,505thFattest Citizens: 1,546thMost Developed: 1,581stTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,360thMost Influential: 5,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,850thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,054thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,733rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children use fake IDs to purchase candy.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Los Santos.

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