The Empire of Los Vasion is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 2.052 billion Vasionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilien. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vasionian economy, worth 195 trillion Vasionist Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,407 Vasionist Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Los Vasion's national animal is the Vasionist Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Los Vasion is ranked 64,107^th in the world and 1,898^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.02 law-abiding acts per hour.