“We were lost, but now we are found.” Godfather
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Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
The Borderlands of Lost And Found is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Godfather with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.7 billion LAFians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great City. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lost And Foundian economy, worth 726 trillion riksdalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,890 riksdalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
There's a bright dawn ahead for Lost And Found, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Lost And Found, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lost And Found's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lost And Found was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Lost And Found was endorsed by The Republic of Caladh.
- : Following new legislation in Lost And Found, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Following new legislation in Lost And Found, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
- : Following new legislation in Lost And Found, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Lost And Found.
- : Following new legislation in Lost And Found, there's a bright dawn ahead for Lost And Found.
- : Following new legislation in Lost And Found, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Lost And Found endorsed The Community of Des Nak Neers.
- : Lost And Found was endorsed by The Community of Des Nak Neers.
- : Following new legislation in Lost And Found, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
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