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The Holy Kingdom of Lothric-

“Super Sexy Style!” Lothric Von Frankenstein

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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Lothric-

Population12.428 billion

CapitalNew Londo
LeaderLothric Von Frankenstein
FaithZen Buddhism

CurrencyCoin
AnimalBat

The Holy Kingdom of Lothric- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lothric Von Frankenstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.428 billion Lothrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londo. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lothrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,126 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 492,923 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, Lothric Von Frankenstein's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lothric-'s national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zen Buddhism.

Lothric- is ranked 164,838th in the world and 3,184th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 117.8239523704 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 281stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381stMost Corrupt Governments: 439thLargest Black Market: 476thHighest Average Incomes: 488thFattest Citizens: 493rdLargest Retail Industry: 522ndLargest Insurance Industry: 531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 743rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 864thMost Armed: 870thLargest Mining Sector: 1,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,516thMost Devout: 1,609thMost Efficient Economies: 1,728thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,926thMost Avoided: 2,009thRudest Citizens: 2,168thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,258thHighest Economic Output: 2,313thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,622ndLargest Governments: 2,648thMost Patriotic: 2,929thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,765thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,787thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,946thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,857thMost Cultured: 6,138thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,203rdNudest: 7,520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,617thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,371stLowest Crime Rates: 12,121stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,183rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,410thSmartest Citizens: 17,882ndMost Conservative: 21,796th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Patriotic: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 129th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 208th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 297th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 351st in the regionNudest: 365th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 419th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 612th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 652nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 738th in the regionMost Conservative: 824th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 938th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lothric- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Lothric- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Lothric- was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Lothric- ceased to exist in The Alterran Republic.
  • : Lothric- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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