Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Osiris
Population | 12.428 billion |
Capital | New Londo |
Leader | Lothric Von Frankenstein |
Faith | Zen Buddhism |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Bat |
The Holy Kingdom of Lothric- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lothric Von Frankenstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.428 billion Lothrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londo. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lothrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,126 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 492,923 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, Lothric Von Frankenstein's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lothric-'s national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zen Buddhism.
Lothric- is ranked 164,838th in the world and 3,184th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 117.8239523704 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lothric- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Lothric- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lothric-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lothric- was refounded in Osiris.
- : Lothric- ceased to exist in The Alterran Republic.
- : Lothric- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.