Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Loush Land
Population | 10.868 billion |
Capital | Nobikyu |
Leader | Chairman Li Darren |
Faith | State Religion |
Currency | Tenalzuria |
Animal | Mahontton Wolf |
The Loushinist Union of Loush Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Li Darren with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.868 billion Loushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobikyu. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Loush Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,873 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, behind every local dictator is a Loush Landian advisor whispering in their ear, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land's national animal is the Mahontton Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Religion.
Loush Land is ranked 313,050th in the world and 54th in Loush Land for Most Primitive, scoring -633.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Loush Land was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Loush Land, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
- : Following new legislation in Loush Land, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Loush Land, behind every local dictator is a Loush Landian advisor whispering in their ear.
- : Following new legislation in Loush Land, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.
- : Loush Land changed its national nation type to "Loushinist Union".
- : Loush Land altered its national flag.
- : Loush Land altered its national flag.
- : Loush Land altered its national flag.
- : Loush Land altered its national flag.