The Republic of Loustania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Jean Prouvaire with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.447 billion Loustanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlynople. The average income tax rate is 49.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loustanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,086 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, Loustania has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loustania's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Loustania is ranked 4,823^rd in the world and 1^st in CISB for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 96.54 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.