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The Eternal Land of Loutsland

“Ignorance is the only sin.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Loutsland

Population12.166 billion

CapitalCrescent
LeaderArthur
FaithThe Loutslandian Church

CurrencyGold
AnimalDragon

The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.166 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,734 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,963 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Arthur, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 10,353rd in the world and 179th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 93.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thMost Influential: 444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 534thMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 926thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,077thLargest Black Market: 1,090thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,129thMost Patriotic: 1,475thMost Efficient Economies: 2,454thHighest Average Incomes: 2,768thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,304thHighest Economic Output: 5,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,675thLargest Governments: 5,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,711thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,112thRudest Citizens: 6,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,706thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,428thLargest Retail Industry: 8,495thLowest Crime Rates: 9,045thMost Armed: 9,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,507thMost Primitive: 10,353rdMost Cultured: 10,781stMost Stationary: 13,015thSmartest Citizens: 13,097thNudest: 15,084thTop
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Most Secular: 16,206thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,182ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,573rdMost Developed: 28,479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,538th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionMost Primitive: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 182nd in the regionMost Armed: 186th in the regionRudest Citizens: 201st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 250th in the regionMost Stationary: 267th in the regionNudest: 276th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 364th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 367th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 378th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 437th in the regionMost Secular: 472nd in the regionLargest Populations: 527th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 561st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 574th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 436 » Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Siwale, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Trillius, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, North Bratislava, Pasargad, Dreadton, PlanetPunk, Maott, Wineclaw, Chukstik Illahi, The Iron Lions, Unsophisticate, Soviet Terran, Wilkshire, Necromonia, David Davidson, Lemonbiscuits, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pleroma Sans Romans, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, The Austro Germanic Union, Vincone Cae, Dicko, Empy, Holy Marcus Empire, Phoronu, United States of Medford, Ilisseia, Prydania, Fengate, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Old Emporia, Karazan, Vexilia, Pradovnia, Yukti, Former English Colony, and 386 others.Panama Coalition, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Aeolist, Felpolandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Seenvorland, PotatoFarmers, Zeternia, Leonfire, Kranostav, Nationeer, Merconitonitopia, Aeurithianar, Eraver, Singamadri, Joevala, Xagill, Herzliyya, Khoik, Nistriabar, Sikol, Batatoland Empire, Rainengrad, Simone Republic, Feelonia, Drentusa, Animu Place, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, A Salmon Named Harold, Bankowiata, Ozstan, AmManies, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Laurendon, Laxoimia, Nordliches Stadt, Neopie, Andanavia, Eggplant Island, Oannia, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Mystiquelle, Parpyduckland, Intelbrazia, Mk Steele, KAP03land, Regallio, Very Pog, Arucaria, Thought Obliteration, Hai Han, Bagojo, Kitabo, Rex Republic, Menouria, Varisland, Filibustra, Gragadoia, Gurou, U S Eh, Hentaigraado, Tenana, TamilPesum, Kamohoalii, New Xyroxes, Argylia, Vinandia, Roman Empire August, Eurochina, Etanur, TyGerria, Horrorlandian State, Viridiann, Chipoli, Spartoi, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Sri Temasekia, Nevala, Jinwoy, New-Ferytland, Wolffoxia, North Jus Intius, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Darkanistan, Sanctum Teriaris, Andstions, Russila, Risenfall, Misdainana, Mesvice, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Greater Portugaliza, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Frokolia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Jeltronian WA Mission, Federation of Vanguard, Frontia, The Union of Galaxies, Everything Decided at Random, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, Zerentopia, The Confederate States of America, Love Shack, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Esperonia, Snowsland, The Teddy, Neo Cheese Empire, Saugeen Shores, South Parter, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Troll Punishers, Furballland, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Opis, Northern-Kempia, New Fredoenia, Atrito, Rionion, Ayuzhhhhh, Prismaria, Yokciq Empire, Valondra, Frieszia, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Atras Raland, Ishtimbine, New Cordyceps, She And, Delitai, Crystal Creation, The Silver Vale, Dakota Territories, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Bedsonya, Periklia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Mortionia, Glorious Wakanda, Ovekisu, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Great Ignesia, Republiqueducroissant, Allied Stumbler, Caiov, Sellaeta, Orogonia, North Arkana, Salzcovia, Selfgradatude, Clocriestes, Arcriea, Casscata, Tokenzia, Izern, Westplain and Tolcor, Bardopia, Eurocom, Love And Hatred, Toastsylvania, Zelenaya Dolina, Aerilia, Zandos, Bloxian States, Kosova, Democratic Republic of Magley, The Union of The People of Britannia, Oceanica Empire, Cadonio, Individualist Catopia, Ardok, Ateala, Ereena, North Batica, Putzilvania, Verderiesdre, PwRepublic, Choi Hanji, Germanic Cat, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Ziprotscria, Coreesa, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, United States of Americanas, The Resoland, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Yarabaha, Tringapore, Altivia, Krykalin, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Assault Rifle, The Three Moutains, Yaorozu, Greater Cesnica, AJTON, Northern Zorbrasnka, Etherion Circadia, United States of Rhodes, McDonaldsland, Democatic Donkeys, Stal Valley, Kahlua, Krropezka, Ignas, Juba, Hinomia, Lugarvatn, Vendonesam, Neriorki, New NVegas, Nordwald, Varithnia, Tiodann, Flegetonte, Singaporen Empire, Sebasticook, Novi Libertas, Salterra, Akand Jang Braihir, Guamanian Republic, Wafornes, The Confederation of Earth, Zecit, La Baja California, Jameson Williams, New Alethela, Belgioca, Fardel, Burback, Aristokana, Diamante, Aweentitante, Aerika, Aneth, Armarilla, Radored Welandion, Amizadonia, AnnaK, Sindoesia, Hiyzis II, Esteneng, Halsoni, 1 000 000 000, Karpler, Sierra Andreas, Southern Poiriche, Kelvaros Prime, Dromania, Rettverborg, Avalon, Brisdon, Vesuva, The Southern Reclamation Movement, Filbustan, Whionsia, Strelitz, Semverihin, Ancap North Korea, Kanshon, Viceroy Vincent, The Republic of New Fairbanskia, Creniciapla, Chachapoyas, Cors Evia, Tvers, Insecticide, Tropical Coast, Glendwith, Gildenshtuck, Jveeraiel, Pazair, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, Cisplatinaa, The Riverlands Federation, New Dundland, Nakhodka, Amphinobi, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Arjuna, Federationalia, Foverosia, The Hungarian Republic, Free Prairie Provinces, Lufskia, Liberate World Order, Ivy Rekkia, United Poleza, The Second American Republic, UUralia, Jughru, Chrowzed Naurordia, Unshleepd, Marbleue, Hadou, Hinyuu, Aguaria Major, Norgad, Broatiana, The Northeast Reigon, Glissbotia, Pica Land, Czerka, Chukarnee, Crilland, Millius Prime, The Great Furrican Empire, Kobagia, Gradis Merricus, Fawari, Free Azrelia, Kainin, Archinsa, Dantek, Chao Phraya River, The Northern Ice, The West United States, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Scres Gidgerland, Orbundao, UNION KINGDOMS, Lordelles, Newest Foundedland, Pineappleistania, United Orange Valley States, Shrikisthan, Bugong, Nordic Aurora, Lotion Empire, Imperio de Castilho, Kara Mottenusesse, Kugguf, Skyearia, Lucasoland, Hoxers, Western Kalderos, Angiskyrtopia, Landraya, Turmir, Norden Jarnviter, Dragonofthefrost, Western Vapia, Nuwe Holland, Kazanqa, The Best Empire, Northern Xeoperrostagangfark, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, Ham Federation, West Peninsula, Nadlo, Calvaris, Federative Woodstockian Military Junta, Frogswampia, Neptunian Military Administration, Greater Cyrodil, Kuruona, Lovarpia, Lavrentia, New Chilokver, The Realm of Dorne, Alice Gardens, and New Misls.

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