The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.166 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,734 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,963 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Arthur, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 10,353^rd in the world and 179^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 93.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.