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The Eternal Land of Loutsland

“Ignorance is the only sin.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Loutsland

Population10.675 billion

CapitalCrescent
LeaderArthur
FaithThe Loutslandian Church

CurrencyGold
AnimalDragon

The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.675 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,340 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,930 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, Arthur is quite hard to get a hold of, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 25,595th in the world and 1,034th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 94thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 291stMost Influential: 324thMost Subsidized Industry: 343rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 508thMost Corrupt Governments: 829thLargest Black Market: 1,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,043rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,097thMost Patriotic: 1,368thMost Efficient Economies: 1,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,260thHighest Average Incomes: 2,514thMost Primitive: 2,989thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,288thLargest Governments: 3,439thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,482ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,746thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,821stMost Secular: 5,040thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,160thHighest Economic Output: 6,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,016thLargest Retail Industry: 9,176thSmartest Citizens: 10,731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,260thNudest: 12,748thMost Armed: 13,671stMost Stationary: 14,583rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,094thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,701stMost Developed: 22,071stMost Cultured: 25,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,544thMost Conservative: 28,760th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Primitive: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Secular: 200th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 277th in the regionMost Armed: 280th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 283rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 373rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 691st in the region

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