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The Eternal Land of Loutsland

“Ignorance is the only sin.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific



Population717 million



The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 717 million Loutslanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 79.9 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,505 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Loutsland is ranked 20,868th in the world and 930th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,206.15 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 80thMost Influential: 674thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,751stTop
Safest: 7,646thBest Weather: 8,397thMost Developed: 8,419thMost Pacifist: 8,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,460thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,092ndMost Inclusive: 10,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,212thLargest Retail Industry: 13,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,633rdMost Secular: 14,705th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionTop
Safest: 397th in the regionBest Weather: 465th in the regionMost Pacifist: 481st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost Developed: 513th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 531st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 535th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 578th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 594th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 599th in the regionMost Inclusive: 619th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 636th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 661st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 715th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 728th in the region

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