The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 717 million Loutslanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 79.9 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,505 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Loutsland is ranked 20,868^th in the world and 930^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,206.15 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.