The Free State of Lovarpia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gary H Finbarr with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.707 billion Lovarpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth 755 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,332 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Lovarpian selfishness, and pranking is an art form. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 281,131^st in the world and 4,998^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 28.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.