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The United Dominion of LOVE DOG

“lupus non timet canem latrantem”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Gholgoth

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LOVE DOG

Population31.028 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.028 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,525 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,988 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the Dominionite military is limping towards victory, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 35,269th in the world and 11th in Gholgoth for Most Stationary, with 1,277.88559187492 days.

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1%
Largest Black Market: 733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 916thHighest Economic Output: 933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 983rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,596thMost Armed: 2,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,368thHighest Average Incomes: 2,675thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,091stLowest Crime Rates: 3,197thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,241stLargest Governments: 3,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,496thLargest Populations: 3,962ndMost Patriotic: 4,019thMost Efficient Economies: 4,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,812thMost Devout: 6,070thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,161stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,348thNudest: 6,540thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,619thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,429thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,847thMost Cultured: 10,949thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,654thLargest Retail Industry: 12,495thMost Developed: 12,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,497thTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 15,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,469thMost Influential: 19,747thMost Authoritarian: 24,060thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,854th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.

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