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The Republic of Lower Nubia

“Heirs of St. Anthony” President Bisharin

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Africa

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Lower Nubia

Population9.803 billion

CapitalNapata
LeaderPresident Bisharin
FaithCoptic Orthodoxy

CurrencyNubian dollar
AnimalNubian Ibex

The Republic of Lower Nubia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.803 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,619 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,208 Nubian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 4,772nd in the world and 4th in Africa for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.25 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,187thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,637thNicest Citizens: 4,680thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,128thMost Developed: 5,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,557thSmartest Citizens: 5,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,334thHighest Food Quality: 6,398thMost Cultured: 6,736thMost Efficient Economies: 6,981stMost Devout: 7,223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,321stRudest Citizens: 7,751stMost Inclusive: 8,167thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,302ndMost Pacifist: 8,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,770thBest Weather: 8,905thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,242ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,839thLowest Crime Rates: 9,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,337thLargest Governments: 10,424thLargest Retail Industry: 11,341stHealthiest Citizens: 11,592ndSafest: 12,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,143rdHighest Economic Output: 12,297thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,007thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,702nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the region

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