The Legend of Lower Phlebacite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.012 billion Lower Phlebaciteans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirius EndJinn. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Phlebacitean economy, worth a remarkable 5,569 trillion Marvins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 397,464 Marvins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Lower Phlebacite, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and playing card suits are sold separately. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lower Phlebacite's national animal is the Long Horned Gnubradoodle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lower Phlebacite is ranked 1,572^nd in the world and 28^th in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 99.11 Atheism Rate.