The Kingdom of Lozania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Christian III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.154 billion Lozanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ludenstadt. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lozanian economy, worth 79.0 trillion Marcs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,431 Marcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Christian III can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lozania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lozania is ranked 133,371^st in the world and 577^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 20.45 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.