Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: New York
Population | 39.187 billion |
Currency | lake |
Animal | pantomime horse |
The Borderlands of Lucerne is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.187 billion Lucerneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Lucernean economy, worth a remarkable 3,884 trillion lakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 99,138 lakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,755 per year while the poor average 25,647, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
The number of students attending university has reached a record high, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lucerne's national animal is the pantomime horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Lucerne is ranked 8,284th in the world and 35th in New York for Most Stationary, with 2,599.84620415292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Lucerne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.