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The Grand Duchy of Lucritedsomonkerp

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population906 million



The Grand Duchy of Lucritedsomonkerp is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 906 million Lucritedsomonkerpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhelvine. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucritedsomonkerpian economy, worth 106 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,637 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucritedsomonkerp's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lucritedsomonkerp is ranked 102,146th in the world and 4,243rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,832.35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,445thTop
Most Influential: 3,026thMost Secular: 3,972ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,234thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,465thLargest Mining Sector: 7,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,042ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,187thMost Avoided: 10,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,740thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,555thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,163rdMost Developed: 21,004thLargest Black Market: 23,359th
Most Secular: 210th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 249th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 302nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 374th in the regionMost Avoided: 450th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 528th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 705th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 716th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 793rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 824th in the regionMost Influential: 928th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 978th in the region

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