The Federation of Lufskia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 510 million Lufskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lundia. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lufskian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Lufks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,296 Lufks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Lundia for fear of causing a fuss, government projects are full of waste, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lufskia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lufskia is ranked 255,071^st in the world and 4,570^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -122.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.