Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Osiris
Population | 9.959 billion |
Capital | Central Commune |
Leader | Comrade President |
Currency | ekum |
Animal | Raccoon |
The Cooperative Commonwealth of Luftetia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade President with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.959 billion Luftetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Commune. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Luftetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion ekums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,817 ekums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Comrade President is called 'Patches' at international summits, the default state for Luftetia is default, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Central Commune. Crime is totally unknown. Luftetia's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Luftetia is ranked 26,372nd in the world and 1,690th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.01 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Central Commune.
- : Luftetia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, the default state for Luftetia is default.
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, Comrade President is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
- : Following new legislation in Luftetia, international tensions are high as Luftetia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Luftetia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Luftetia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".