The Empire of Luftgernatz is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 869 million Luftgernatzians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frakgernstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The strong Luftgernatzian economy, worth 52.3 trillion grätzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,156 grätzes, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luftgernatz's national animal is the Black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Luftgernatz is ranked 169,658^th in the world and 5^th in The Vanguard Sphere for Most Primitive, scoring -58.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.