The Vivacious Vizier of Lukatonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chamberlyn Razedusk with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.14 billion Lukatonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alxandria. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lukatonian economy, worth 547 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,334 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and the nation is devoted to world peas. Crime is totally unknown. Lukatonia's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lukatonia is ranked 54,536^th in the world and 1,888^th in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.