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The Black Holy Dominion of Lumon Industries

“In Perpetuity”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Financial District of New York

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Lumon Industries

Population4.965 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderKier Keagan
FaithBelial - Lord of Terror

CurrencyGold Bars
AnimalVampire Eagle

The Black Holy Dominion of Lumon Industries is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kier Keagan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.965 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lumon Industriesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 442,354 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, many friends and relatives of Kier Keagan have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and the Lumon Industriesian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime is totally unknown. Lumon Industries's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Terror.

Lumon Industries is ranked 845th in the world and 22nd in The Financial District of New York for Highest Average Incomes, with 442,354.24 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Nudest: 186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 446thHighest Poor Incomes: 485thLargest Publishing Industry: 546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 829thHighest Average Incomes: 845thMost Advanced Public Education: 950thRudest Citizens: 1,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,130thSmartest Citizens: 1,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,806thLargest Black Market: 2,107thMost Cultured: 2,257thMost Efficient Economies: 2,431stMost Politically Free: 2,979thTop
5%
Most Developed: 3,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,293rdMost Inclusive: 3,352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,659thLargest Governments: 3,752ndMost Armed: 3,772ndHighest Food Quality: 3,977thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,305thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,648thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,014thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,052ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,349thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,960thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,240thFattest Citizens: 9,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,031stHighest Economic Output: 12,244thLargest Mining Sector: 13,768thMost Patriotic: 14,170thLargest Retail Industry: 14,959thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,856thMost Secular: 19,971stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,005thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31,400th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, the Lumon Industriesian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, many friends and relatives of Kier Keagan have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Lumon Industries was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, the election for Kier Keagan's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, the New York City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Lumon Industries, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New York City.

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