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The Magnificent Desolation of Luna Amore

Luna Amore was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 170

“Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Luna Amore

Population37.509 billion

CapitalMare Loon
LeaderBilly Pilgrim
FaithTao te Loon

AnimalInfamous Marxist Loon

The Magnificent Desolation of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 37.509 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 12,505 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,391 pop-tops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,527,664 per year while the poor average 44,231, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 7,699th in the world and 1st in LUE for Nudest, with 225 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Drug Use: 3rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11thMost Valuable International Artwork: 35thMost Cultured: 80thLargest Publishing Industry: 116thMost Advanced Public Education: 122ndNicest Citizens: 188thSmartest Citizens: 194thHighest Economic Output: 253rdMost Rebellious Youth: 276thLargest Populations: 352ndMost Pacifist: 619thLargest Welfare Programs: 645thLargest Governments: 681stMost Inclusive: 727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 791stMost Efficient Economies: 852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,019thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,254thHighest Average Incomes: 1,399thMost Devout: 1,684thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,799thLowest Crime Rates: 1,924thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,143rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,460thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,226thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,203rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,351stLargest Retail Industry: 4,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,632ndNudest: 7,699thMost Developed: 8,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,865thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,517thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,176thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,276thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,170thMost Pro-Market: 20,430thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,751stMost Extreme: 21,159th

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