The Neutral Empire of Lunayria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Richard Zero with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.493 billion Lunayrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintershade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunayrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,508 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 394,609 Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

War is made in the name of love, builders across Lunayria are blocked up with orders for new public loos, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunayria's national animal is the Yellow Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Light and Darkness.

Lunayria is ranked 946^th in the world and 1^st in Empire of Great Britain for Most Patriotic, with 132.36 flags saluted per person per day.