Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 14.113 billion |
Capital | Inquisition |
Leader | 3P1C |
Faith | Freedom |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | owl |
The Commonwealth of Lund Elighton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 3P1C with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.113 billion Lund Elightonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inquisition. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Lund Elightonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,660 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 259,378 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany 3P1C to meetings with foreign heads of state, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lund Elighton's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freedom.
Lund Elighton is ranked 12,757th in the world and 324th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,974.76128476308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany 3P1C to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
- : Lund Elighton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Lund Elighton, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.