The Light Fauzjhian Province of Lunheizria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audray Darkwhite with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.964 billion Lunheizrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Light Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunheizrian economy, worth a remarkable 8,834 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 442,514 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, posters on 'Lunheizrian Values' advise against being proud of Lunheizria, and the new national anthem passes the Turing Test. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunheizria's national animal is the Light Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Lunheizria is ranked 292,399^th in the world and 7,554^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -60.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.