Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Suspicious
Population | 7.41 billion |
Capital | Kure |
Leader | Liukara Lenasuta |
Faith | Serru Bomubu |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | giraffe |
The Endlessly Echoing Khorosho of Lurklife 19 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Liukara Lenasuta with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed population of 7.41 billion Lurklife 19ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.
The strong Lurklife 19ian economy, worth 426 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,518 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, aides are afraid to ask if Liukara Lenasuta wants a cup of tea or coffee, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Kure River, and foreign musicians that Liukara Lenasuta dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurklife 19's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Serru Bomubu.
Lurklife 19 is ranked 236,663rd in the world and 7,170th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 22.459013404 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lurklife 19's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Lurklife 19's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Lurklife 19's influence in Suspicious rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lurklife 19's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lurklife 19 relocated from New United Soviet Socialist Republic to Suspicious.
- : Lurklife 19 applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Lurklife 19 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Lurklife 19's influence in New United Soviet Socialist Republic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Lurklife 19's influence in New United Soviet Socialist Republic rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Lurklife 19's influence in New United Soviet Socialist Republic rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".