Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Struggling |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Unproven
Location: The East Pacific
The People's Republic of Luterstan is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million Luterstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Luterstanian economy, worth 1.22 trillion Tarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,308 Tarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Luterstan, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luterstan's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Luterstan is ranked 286,052nd in the world and 4,964th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Luterstan, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Luterstan.
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Luterstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, populations of two-headed Brown Bears have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended.
- : Following new legislation in
Luterstan, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.