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The Crown and Trident of Lycos

“This is a meritocracy. No one has as much merit as I do” Queen Cari Bobson Arrna

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Niamark

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Lycos

Population9.737 billion

CapitalMt Lycos
LeaderQueen Cari Bobson Arrna
Faithcouping

Currencylyc
Animalwolf

The Crown and Trident of Lycos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Cari Bobson Arrna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.737 billion Lycans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mt Lycos. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The strong Lycan economy, worth 495 trillion lycs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,854 lycs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The industries of Lycos are coughing all the way to the bank, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, even snitches get stitches, and Queen Cari Bobson Arrna is plotting to coup the Pacific (Lycos has found 1 easter egg). Crime is moderate. Lycos's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is couping.

Lycos is ranked 237,076th in the world and 11th in Niamark for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,214thFattest Citizens: 9,682ndMost Influential: 14,883rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,883rdMost Stationary: 19,905thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29,141st
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

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