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The United Kingdom of Lyonhall

“God Save the Queen”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Greater Middle East



Population2.351 billion


CurrencyBritish Pound

The United Kingdom of Lyonhall is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.351 billion Britons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The British economy, worth 96.0 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,834 British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has the power to seize property at will, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Lyonhall to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyonhall's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lyonhall is ranked 54,333rd in the world and 62nd in Greater Middle East for Fattest Citizens, with 12.12 Obesity Rate.

Largest Welfare Programs: 14,768thMost Authoritarian: 18,292nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the region

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