Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Wysteria
Population | 45.672 billion |
Capital | Capital Wasteland |
Leader | Magnificent Bastard |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | managerial prerogative |
Animal | worker |
The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magnificent Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.672 billion Mackintoshians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Wasteland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mackintoshian economy, worth an astonishing 35,102 trillion managerial prerogatives a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 768,568 managerial prerogatives, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,455,566 per year while the poor average 62,963, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.
Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, skateparks can be found in every city, and tabloids coo over Magnificent Bastard's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mackintosh's national animal is the worker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Mackintosh is ranked 43,985th in the world and 32nd in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 1,004.69281532952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, tabloids coo over Magnificent Bastard's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, many aides in Magnificent Bastard's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.