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The Empire of Madhonia

“Hear me Roar” Madhon

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population8.586 billion

CapitalMadhonia City


The Empire of Madhonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Madhon with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.586 billion Madhonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madhonia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Madhonian economy, worth 881 trillion Zorkmids a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,612 Zorkmids, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, glamping Madhonians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madhonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Madness.

Madhonia is ranked 14,238th in the world and 608th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,960.97 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,112thMost Influential: 1,447thTop
Most Secular: 5,172ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,756thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,179thMost Stationary: 10,355thTop
Best Weather: 11,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,781stMost Developed: 14,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,238thMost Cultured: 16,300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,517thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,615thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,835thLargest Black Market: 17,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,965thHighest Economic Output: 19,144th
Most Influential: 148th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionMost Stationary: 194th in the regionMost Secular: 196th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 221st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 301st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rd in the regionLargest Populations: 322nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 397th in the regionMost Developed: 412th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 415th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 459th in the regionMost Cultured: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 471st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 582nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 608th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 609th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 656th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 685th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 714th in the regionLargest Governments: 715th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 795th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 806th in the region

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