The Kingdom of Mafcadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mafcadio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 11.367 billion Mafcadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mafcadiopolis. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mafcadian economy, worth 881 trillion Mafcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,510 Mafcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mafcadia has found 2 easter eggs), and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mafcadia's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Mafcadia is ranked 280,570^th in the world and 1^st in Orthodoxia for Most Secular, with 10.21 Atheism Rate.