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The Divine Incorporated Republic of Maggestan

“Life, Liberty, And Pursuit Of All Who Threaten It” Dear Leader

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Maggestan

Population4.145 billion

CapitalMaggstadt
LeaderDear Leader
FaithBeaverism

CurrencySnu Snu
AnimalPink Tail Beaver

The Divine Incorporated Republic of Maggestan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.145 billion Maggestanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maggstadt. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maggestanian economy, worth 661 trillion Snu Snus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,557 Snu Snus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', most Maggestanis would sell their own grandmother, and electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maggestan's national animal is the Pink Tail Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Beaverism.

Maggestan is ranked 68,507th in the world and 1,680th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 107.62116028908 Days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,379thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,581stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,822ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,836thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,480thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,648thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,497thMost Avoided: 3,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,946thFattest Citizens: 4,737thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,868thTop
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Most Devout: 8,014thHighest Drug Use: 8,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,539thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,311thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,523rdMost Armed: 13,673rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 208th in the regionMost Avoided: 213th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionFattest Citizens: 287th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 524th in the regionMost Armed: 528th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Maggestan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn North East Somerset".
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, most Maggestanis would sell their own grandmother.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Maggestan, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.

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