The Republic of Magioner is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.699 billion Magionerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Magionerian economy, worth 440 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,768 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,725 per year while the poor average 10,143, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Magioner's national animal is the robot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Magioner is ranked 282,487^th in the world and 1^st in Garf consortium for Largest Governments, scoring 8.43 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.