The Ethnostate of Magna Bavaria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Reichsleiter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.641 billion Magna Bavarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichshauptstadt München. The average income tax rate is 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Magna Bavarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,716 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,497 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and in a fit of passion the Reichsleiter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magna Bavaria's national animal is the Reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magna Bavaria is ranked 261,501^st in the world and 34^th in Union of Nationalists for Most Avoided, scoring 0.73 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.