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The Ethnostate of Magna Bavaria

“Harte Arbeit Überwindet Alles!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Union of Nationalists


Magna Bavaria

Population26.641 billion

CapitalReichshauptstadt München
Leaderthe Reichsleiter


The Ethnostate of Magna Bavaria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Reichsleiter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.641 billion Magna Bavarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichshauptstadt München. The average income tax rate is 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Magna Bavarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,716 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,497 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and in a fit of passion the Reichsleiter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magna Bavaria's national animal is the Reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magna Bavaria is ranked 261,501st in the world and 34th in Union of Nationalists for Most Avoided, scoring 0.73 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Economic Output: 4,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,622ndLargest Populations: 4,628thLargest Black Market: 5,242ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,272ndMost Stationary: 6,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,695thMost Developed: 13,288thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,516thTop
Most Influential: 14,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,161stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,207thHealthiest Citizens: 15,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,569thSmartest Citizens: 16,103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,095thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,364thHighest Average Incomes: 18,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,105thMost Secular: 20,589thHighest Food Quality: 22,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,648thMost Cultured: 26,616th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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