The Queendom of Magrathera is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.668 billion Magratherans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrathera City. The average income tax rate is 25.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Magratheran economy, worth 551 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,377 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, bris parties are all the rage, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magrathera's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Magrathera is ranked 41,713^th in the world and 1^st in Arconian Empire for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,939.24 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.