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The Kingdom of Magrinia

“Vae victis”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population4.892 billion

CapitalCrowmountain dugongorum


The Kingdom of Magrinia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.892 billion Magrinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowmountain dugongorum. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Magrinian economy, worth 689 trillion mags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,899 mags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magrinia's national animal is the dugongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magrinia is ranked 200,960th in the world and 6,298th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 7.86 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,439thMost Influential: 4,812thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,876thLargest Retail Industry: 5,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,564thMost Developed: 9,103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,670thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,820thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,718thMost Cultured: 11,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,986thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,032ndBest Weather: 12,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,148thSmartest Citizens: 12,505thLargest Governments: 12,903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,074thHighest Average Incomes: 16,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,061stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,679thHealthiest Citizens: 18,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,062ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,122ndRudest Citizens: 23,155th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 192nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionBest Weather: 284th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 288th in the regionRudest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rd in the regionLargest Governments: 344th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 364th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 401st in the regionMost Stationary: 458th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 504th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 508th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 548th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 548th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 613th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 621st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 650th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 671st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 682nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 713th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 719th in the region

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