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The Eurasian Federation of Mai-Kolachi

“Свобода Навсегда”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: New Democratic Union



Population1.998 billion

LeaderLord Elikza Kolachi

AnimalKrylatyye Debily

The Eurasian Federation of Mai-Kolachi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Elikza Kolachi with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.998 billion Kolachiites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kolachian economy, worth 227 trillion Notas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,870 Notas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dessert dishes make up the Kolachian breakfast menu, Kolachiites no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, and Lord Elikza Kolachi's personal home is one of New Democratic Union's most notorious party destinations. Crime is totally unknown. Mai-Kolachi's national animal is the Krylatyye Debily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Civilianism.

Mai-Kolachi is ranked 183,607th in the world and 40th in New Democratic Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Nudest: 225thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,860thRudest Citizens: 9,890thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,640thLargest Black Market: 10,771stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,665thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,044thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,799thMost Developed: 13,940thMost Inclusive: 14,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,706thMost Efficient Economies: 16,296thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,062ndNicest Citizens: 17,259thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,147thMost Cultured: 19,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,387thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,587thSmartest Citizens: 20,622nd
Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the region

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